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"Wet Blanket" Unisex Tee

"Wet Blanket" Unisex Tee

$29.99
$29.99
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🔥 Buy 3 Get 1 Free - Mix and Match Tees

Pick any 4 tees—unisex, kids, or toddler (all the same or mix it up). Add them to your cart and the 4th tee is automatically free. No code, no hassle—just slang-worthy savings.

🌧️ What Does “Wet Blanket” Even Mean?

“Wet blanket” is classic slang for someone who ruins the fun—always gloomy, always grumpy, and never down for a good time. It's the perfect phrase for that one friend who says “no” to everything.

😒 Bring the Damp Energy

Perfect for those days when you're just not feeling it—and want the world to know.

💥 Why You'll Love It

✔️ Sarcastic, retro-inspired design

✔️ Bold graphic on the back, subtle logo on the front

✔️ A+ gift for the killjoy in your crew

✔️ Soft, comfy, and impossible to ignore

👕 About the Shirt

Fit: Unisex retail fit — soft, flattering, and true to size.

Feel: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) for that soft, all-day comfort.

Details: Ribbed collar and side seams for structure. Shoulder taping ensures a better fit over time, while dual side seams help the garment maintain its shape longer.

🚚 Shipping

All our products are made to order (because you’re worth it). Production takes 2–4 business days. You’ll receive a tracking number as soon as your shirt is headed your way!

🧼 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low. No bleach. Iron inside out if needed.

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