T-shirts, stickers, tote bags, with more fresh drops on the way. If it makes you laugh, feel nostalgic, or just plain cool - yeah, we’re probably working on it. All our products are designed, printed and ship from the USA.

All our products are made to order (because you’re worth it). Processing takes 2–4 business days, then it ships out from the USA. Standard shipping times depend on where you're at, but we also ship worldwide. 🌍✈️

Sometimes! We don't offer it on every order, but sign up for our newsletter and you’ll unlock exclusive deals—including that sweet, sweet free shipping when it drops.

We have a 30-day return policy. Items must be unworn, unused, and in the same condition you got ‘em. Basically: don’t wear it to brunch and then try to return it. 😏

To start a return, shoot us an email at hey@theslangshop.com.

Whoops! That’s on us. Email us at hey@theslangshop.com with a photo of the issue and we’ll make it right.

Orders go into production quickly and can’t be changed once they’re in motion. If you need to make a change, contact us immediately—we’ll do our best, but we can’t guarantee it.

Yes! Yes! YAAASSS. We live for this. DM us on socials or email your idea to hey@theslangshop.com. If we use your slang, we might just send some swag your way.

Each month, we drop a limited-edition tee that’s only available for 30 days. After that, it’s gone like a TikTok trend from last week.

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