1 8

"Thirsty" Unisex Tee

"Thirsty" Unisex Tee

$29.99
$29.99
Sale Sold out
Color
Size

🔥 Buy 3 Get 1 Free - Mix and Match Tees

Pick any 4 tees—unisex, kids, or toddler (all the same or mix it up). Add them to your cart and the 4th tee is automatically free. No code, no hassle—just slang-worthy savings.

🍹 What’s it mean to be “Thirsty”?

Being “thirsty” isn’t about hydration—it’s about hustle. By the mid-2000s, it became slang for being just a little too eager—whether for attention, affection, or yeah, that second margarita. Whatever’s on tap, you’re here for it. Thirsty, and proud.

🥂 Raise a Glass

This tee is a playful nod to anyone who knows how to quench a craving—be it a cocktail, compliments, or just a good time.

💥 Why You'll Love It

✔️ Sassy slang with a stylish twist

✔️ Makes a fun gift for that friend who’s always “parched”

✔️ Flattering fit that’s perfect for sipping and lounging

✔️ Great convo starter

👕 About the Shirt

Fit: Unisex retail fit — soft, flattering, and true to size.

Feel: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) for that soft, all-day comfort.

Details: Ribbed collar and side seams for structure. Shoulder taping ensures a better fit over time, while dual side seams help the garment maintain its shape longer.

🚚 Shipping

All our products are made to order (because you’re worth it). Production takes 2–4 business days. You’ll receive a tracking number as soon as your shirt is headed your way!

🧼 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low. No bleach. Iron inside out if needed.

View full details

Exclusive September Release – 'Hail Mary' Tee

This limited-edition tee blends sports and stained glass into one iconic design. Available only for 30 days — after that, it’s gone faster than a fourth-quarter lead.

Shop the Limited Drop