1 7

"Salty" Unisex Tee

"Salty" Unisex Tee

$29.99
$29.99
Sale Sold out
Color
Size

🔥 Buy 3 Get 1 Free - Mix and Match Tees

Pick any 4 tees—unisex, kids, or toddler (all the same or mix it up). Add them to your cart and the 4th tee is automatically free. No code, no hassle—just slang-worthy savings.

🧂 What does “Salty” even mean?

“Salty” started as sailor slang and evolved into the ultimate mood descriptor—grumpy, bitter, or just not having it today. By the time the internet got hold of it, it became a go-to word for when you're throwing shade or serving side-eye with flair. Think: attitude, but make it clever.

😏 Sass, spice, and just the right amount of attitude

Whether you're a little annoyed or just letting your shirt do the talking, it’s a cheeky classic for anyone who embraces their inner spice.

💥 Why You'll Love It

✔️ Witty and wearable with just the right amount of edge

✔️ Subtle shade, served fresh daily

✔️ Makes a hilarious gift or personal mood uniform

✔️ Comfy fit, clean look, and salty energy

👕 About the Shirt

Fit: Unisex retail fit — soft, flattering, and true to size.

Feel: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) for that soft, all-day comfort.

Details: Ribbed collar and side seams for structure. Shoulder taping ensures a better fit over time, while dual side seams help the garment maintain its shape longer.

🚚 Shipping

All our products are made to order (because you’re worth it). Production takes 2–4 business days. You’ll receive a tracking number as soon as your shirt is headed your way!

🧼 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low. No bleach. Iron inside out if needed.

View full details

Exclusive September Release – 'Hail Mary' Tee

This limited-edition tee blends sports and stained glass into one iconic design. Available only for 30 days — after that, it’s gone faster than a fourth-quarter lead.

Shop the Limited Drop