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"Cruisin' for a Bruisin'" Unisex Tee

"Cruisin' for a Bruisin'" Unisex Tee

$29.99
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💥 What Does “Cruisin’ for a Bruisin’” Even Mean?

“Cruisin’ for a bruisin’” was classic 1950s slang for someone who’s pushin’ their luck or lookin’ for trouble. It’s what you’d say when someone was about to get socked—usually after mouthing off or acting tough.

This shirt brings all that retro edge, minus the actual black eye.

🔥 Greaser Vibes. Trouble Ahead.

Perfect for anyone who causes trouble—or just likes to keep people guessing.

💥 Why You'll Love It

✔️ Retro troublemaker energy

✔️ Eye-catching graphic with attitude

✔️ Super soft and built for everyday rebellion

✔️ Great gift for hot-rodders, greasers, or anyone on the edge

👕 About the Shirt

Fit: Unisex retail fit — soft, flattering, and true to size.

Feel: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) for that soft, all-day comfort.

Details: Ribbed collar and side seams for structure. Shoulder taping ensures a better fit over time, while dual side seams help the garment maintain its shape longer.

🚚 Shipping

All our products are made to order (because you’re worth it). Production takes 2–4 business days. You’ll receive a tracking number as soon as your shirt is headed your way!

🧼 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low. No bleach. Iron inside out if needed.

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