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"Square" Unisex Tee

"Square" Unisex Tee

$29.99
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🔲 What’s a Square, Anyway?

“Square” was 1950s slang for someone who just didn’t get it. Uptight. Conventional. A real party pooper. If you colored inside the lines and played it too safe, you were a square—and that was not a compliment. This shirt flips the script and calls it like it is: squares are boring. You? Definitely not.

🎨 Straight lines, straight yawns.

This tee isn’t just a design—it’s a statement. For the ones who break the rules and rewrite the lines.

💥 Why You’ll Love It

✔️ Classic slang with a rebellious twist

✔️ Says what you're thinking, so you don’t have to

✔️ Super soft and made to last

✔️ A perfect gift for the rule-breakers, risk-takers, and wild-at-heart

👕 About the Shirt

Fit: Unisex retail fit — soft, flattering, and true to size.

Feel: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) for that soft, all-day comfort.

Details: Ribbed collar and side seams for structure. Shoulder taping ensures a better fit over time, while dual side seams help the garment maintain its shape longer.

🚚 Shipping

All our products are made to order (because you’re worth it). Production takes 2–4 business days. You’ll receive a tracking number as soon as your shirt is headed your way!

🧼 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low. No bleach. Iron inside out if needed.

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