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"Keep Your Shirt On" Unisex Tee

"Keep Your Shirt On" Unisex Tee

$29.99
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Pick any 4 tees—unisex, kids, or toddler (all the same or mix it up). Add them to your cart and the 4th tee is automatically free. No code, no hassle—just slang-worthy savings.

🍸 What Does “Keep Your Shirt On” Even Mean?

“Keep your shirt on” was the 1920s way of saying “calm down” or “take it easy”—with a sassy edge. It was a stylish way to cool someone’s jets without starting a scene.

Now it’s back, flapper-approved and cocktail-ready.

💋 Glamour with a Wink

This tee brings vintage sass to life. It's equal parts classy and cutting. Perfect for when you’ve had enough… but still want to look fabulous.

💥 Why You'll Love It

✔️ Vintage glam with flapper attitude

✔️ Playful message, classy execution

✔️ Ultra-soft, premium cotton

✔️ Perfect for parties, sarcasm, and statement-making style

👕 About the Shirt

Fit: Unisex retail fit — soft, flattering, and true to size.

Feel: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) for that soft, all-day comfort.

Details: Ribbed collar and side seams for structure. Shoulder taping ensures a better fit over time, while dual side seams help the garment maintain its shape longer.

🚚 Shipping

All our products are made to order (because you’re worth it). Production takes 2–4 business days. You’ll receive a tracking number as soon as your shirt is headed your way!

🧼 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low. No bleach. Iron inside out if needed.

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